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Bremon's Fruit Bowl BlunderOlivia is a medium for the gods in human form. She uses her powers to predict the future of mortals on earth by posing herself as a fortune teller. Being part of Olympus really has its advantages, especially when all of her predictions came true for every human she talked to.
Bremon is a Succubus, a female demon who seduces men. Not only does she have the right body for the job, she's also a trickster to boot as well. She plays tricks on humans and even the Gods themselves.
However, one day, one of her pranks gets the better of her.
Olivia was predicting her fortunes to humans, while Bremon was planning another prank in her realm.
Bremon: *walking back and forth* "What to do, what to do on this particular day?"
She noticed her sister, Demonia, who was listening to death metal.
Bremon gives her sister a wedgie to notice her and, hopefully, stop the music.
Demonia: *fixing her underwear* "What the hell, sis?! Why did you do that for?!"
Bremon: "Because I'm trying to think of a way t
Terra: The Prehistoric BalloonTerra is an Ebbrian with a strange past. She was born in before King Dedede came to power. Back than, an evil gang leader named Tyrant, kidnapped her and sent her back 95 million years ago. She went through a lot: She found a time machine, met King Dedede, Kirby, and his friends, confessed her love of the king and she became the queen!
Now as a queen, she's living a peaceful life. But just because she is a queen, doesn't mean she hasn't been through strange ordeals.
Terra was on the outdoor patio while the King Dedede was out making a speech.
Terra: *sighs* "There's nothing like being a queen of a future world."
Just than, one of the guards came up to her and threw her a present.
Terra looked at the package closely and was puzzled that it didn't say who it was from.
Terra: "Hmm, this is strange. Well I better have a look." *opens the present*
Once opened, the package revealed a helium tank.
Terra: *confused* "What am I supposed to do with this? It's not my bir
Test Driving in the Deep part 4We left the school and the 4 of us followed the road up to the 90 degree angle that gave SpongeBob trouble.
Cal: "We should probably wait for the bus to take us back up."
Mrs. Puff: "I think that would be safe for us."
Me: "I'm afraid that the bus drivers around here are kind of jerks. They gave SpongeBob a lot of difficulty of trying to get back home."
Kristina: "Yeah, he had to use a balloon from Glove World to get out."
Me: *snaps fingers* "That's it! We'll get out the same way. Plus, we'll get up faster than if we take a bus."
Cal: "That sounds good, but there's a couple of problems with that suggestion."
Me, Kristina, and Mrs. Puff: "What?"
Cal: "Well 1. we don't have a balloon and 2. there's no balloon stand anywhere."
Kristina: "He's right."
Mrs. Puff: "So how will we get back up?"
Me: *looks around and see a boatmobile* "Aha!"
I ran right up to the boatmobile, took off the tire, tested it to see if it was full of air, and brought it back to the gang.
Me: "I have
Test Driving in the Deep part 3We arrived at the town with residents that looked like they came straight from your worst nightmare.
Me: "Well guys, *changes back into human form* We literally hit rock bottom."
Kristina, Cal, and Mrs. Puff: *laughs*
Kristina: "It sure is creepy down here."
Mrs. Puff: "Everything looks different. *picks up soil* Even the soil."
Soil: "Could you *raspberry* please put *raspberry* me down.
Mrs. Puff: *startled* "Sorry." *puts down back down*
Cal: "Lets go find Mrs. Cough's Boating School."
On the way we met some of the strange inhabitants.
We saw a gulper eel, a fangtooth, a frilled shark, and some sea pigs.
Kristina: "Wow, they certainly do look strange."
Me: "Well when you live many miles down, your body must adapt to the conditions here. Otherwise you would die."
Cal: "Look! I think I see it."
Me: "Really? Where?"
Cal: "It's straight ahead of us."
It wasn't long before I saw a sign that said, "Mrs. Cough's Boating School."
Mrs. Puff: "We made it!"
Me: "Lets go see her."
Test Driving in the Deep part 2After transforming myself into a sailfish and taking Mrs. Puff, Kristina, and Cal along for a ride, we soon reached the deep abyss that would lead us to Rock Bottom.
We were all a little nervous, wondering what lies beneath.
Mrs. Puff: "It's really dark down there, so we need a light."
Cal: "That's true. But that's why Robert can help up."
Kristina: "Yeah, he can turn into one of those freaky deep-sea angler fish with the light on their heads."
Me: "No, I can't."
Kristina and Cal: "What?! Why not?"
Me: "It's simple. *shows a picture of a deep-sea angler fish and the others look* Only the females have this strange appendage."
Cal: "What does the male look like?"
Me: *sighs* "I'll show you." *changes into a male deep-sea angler fish* "Viola."
All three of them look at me.
Kristina: "What are you supposed to be?"
Me: "This is a male deep-sea angler. I have no teeth, no guts, and no lure."
Mrs. Puff: "You look so cute like that."
Me: "Thank you."
Cal: "So how can we get down?"
Me: "Well. *
Test Driving in the Deep part 1I had just finished another driving test with my dad and it was my best one yet! I wanted to know if Kristina would like to see me.
Of course I couldn't do it now. Since she was only a year younger than me and because that the law states you have to be over 21 with a license to accompany a test driver, I thought I could do it in a fictional world.
As usual, I waited until everyone was asleep before I could make my into this world inside the book. I opened it and I was soon in Bikini Bottom.
It was a sunny morning in the ocean. Kristina was walking by and I walked right up to her.
Me: "Hi, Kristina. How are you today?"
Kristina: "I'm fine, thank you."
Me: "That's good to hear."
Just than, Cal showed up.
Cal: "Hi, Robert."
Me: "Hey, Cal." *We all gave each other high-fives*
Cal: "So what brings you here today?"
Me: "I had one of my best driving tests with my dad today!"
Kristina: "Really? That's great!"
Cal: "You should be very proud."
Me: "I am! But I also want to see if driving a boat
B and B'sIt's been a few days since my first encounter with Toongirl, Rika and Lyloo's friend. I was just finishing my work when something flew through my window.
Fortunately for me, I had my window open so there wasn't any broken glass. I had a feeling who it was, but when I turned around to inspect, there was a little bag of candy.
Me: "Huh? *inspects bag and reads written message* "From the makers that of Puff-a-loon candy, comes our newest sweet treat! Try our new B&B's!"
I was curious of where this bag came from, but I couldn't keep this a secret from my new friends.
Me: "Since it says it's made by the people who made Puff-a-loon, I think the girls would enjoy it."
I told my brother where I was going and he was okay with it.
Me: "Oh, boy. I wonder what the girls will think of this."
Rika and Lyloo were just playing around when I arrived.
Rika and Lyloo: "Robert? What are you doing here?"
Lyloo: "Nothing's wrong. It's just that it's weird that you come to our house without one o
Bianca's comeuppanceBianca live in Nuvema Town. She is a clumsy, but good hearted girl who cares about her Pokémon. But if you're an Eevee or any other Pokémon that looks cute to ones eye, be prepared. Because she'll give you a hug fest! That's because when she sees a Pokémon that looks adorable, she can't control herself.
One day, that affinity lead her to an embarrassing situation. She was at a Pokémon center to take care of sick Pokémon.
Bianca: "This is great! I get to see a lot of cutie patooties here."
Just than, she saw something that nearly made her heart burst.
It was a wigglytuff! Just standing there in the open.
Bianca: *excited* "OMG! A wigglytuff!" *runs right at it and hugs it*
Before the wigglytuff had time to react, it was at the mercy of Bianca's hugfest.
Needless to say, the wigglytuff was annoyed.
What happened next was so unexpected.
The wigglytuff got free, took a deep breath, grabbed Bianca's face, and blew air into her mouth!
Bianca was now a Bianc
Rika and Lyloo's super friendI decided to go for a walk in the morning. Soon I found a good spot see the sun rise up. Looking at the sun was a beautiful sight.
Me: *sighs* "There's nothing better to start off your day than by looking at the morning sun."
But something seemed rather odd. I noticed a second sphere in the sky, only this one was close to earth!
Me: "Hmm, that's strange."
But than I thought it was either Rika or Lyloo inflated.
After a few minutes, I decided to head home.
It was only after my lunch when I heard a knock on my window.
I opened the window and there was Lyloo.
Lyloo: "Good afternoon, Robert!"
Me: "Hey, Lyloo! What brings you here?"
Lyloo: "Rika and I have a friend visiting. Want to meet her?"
Me: "Sure, But get me down? It will save me the trouble of using the stairs."
Lyloo: "Of course." *stretches her arm to grab me and brings me down*
Lyloo: "Alright, lets go!" *stretches her body like a slide to her home with me riding on it*
Me: *while sliding* "I see your getting better at your abili
Prank war (Martin.F/Reader vs Benedict.C/Andrew.S)You sat beside Martin reading over the script for the last episode of Sherlock season 2.
“Hey Martin” You said looking over at him.
“Yes?” Martin replied putting down his script.
“How pissed would Andrew be if I slap-cam’d him?” You asked smirking slightly.
“I have no idea” Martin shrugged.
“I need your assistance!” You grinned standing up. Martin rolled his eyes but stood up anyway. The two of you planned where and when to slap cam Andrew and went out to buy some whipped cream and a pie.
“You sure you wanna do this?” You looked at Martin who nodded.
“Definitely” Martin replied holding the cream pie in his hand.
“Ok then is Mark in position?” You asked. Martin looked over at Mark Gatiss and saw him standing there holding up your phone.
“He’s either waiting for us or playing Angry Birds” Martin nodded.
“Ok then…..There they are!” You smirked pointing
BBW Rainbow DashSighing in boredom and flicking another strand of her rainbow colored hair from her eyes, Rainbow Dash droned on punching in numbers on her computer; taking another quaff of her cup of coffee. Working a desk job was the last thing she ever expected to do with her life, especially with all the sports scholarships she received during high school. The highlight of her life was when she signed on to her favorite women's football (soccer) team and put on her jersey. The following month proceeded to fill her with elation as she got to know her team and shined among them during practice. Things unfortunately went south come game time however, as the true face of the whole organization revealed itself. She could handle the trash talking from other teams, as she allowed her skills to speak for themselves; making her opponents eat their own words as she dealt with them on the field. But it was the sheer amount of underhandedness that went on with other teams and her own, that truly began
In The Pines (America x Child!Reader)America x Child!Reader
Songfic: In the Pines (Where Did You Sleep Last Night)
From: The Walking Dead Season 2, Episode 2 credit song
Little girl,little girl don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
I walked in the forest my gun ready to shoot anything, that comes out at me.
It's been a couple years sense Virus Z spread in the world. America was one of the worst hit the the virus. I owe my parents death because of it. I look over to the right, and see a man with a rifle coming my way. My body jumps into a bush until I could clearly see the man.
The man had blonde hair, with cerulean eyes. His black-framed glasses leaned forward as he scoured the area.
"Please come out, I'm not gonna hurt you," he yelled.
Out of curiosity, and lack of supplies, I went towards the man, eventually revealing myself.
"Hi, my name is (y/n), it's nice to meet someone who isn't a walker," I whispered.
The man smiled, and leaned down, so he was my height and directly
Waiting for Superman (America x Reader) [Request]America x Reader
Waiting for Superman
She's been watching the taxi driver
He pulls away
she's been locked up in her apartment for a hundred days
I put my hands over my window, to see the beautiful city of New York. I watched a taxi driver pull up at my apartment complex, and leave with what it seems a very enthusiastic, Alfred comes out of. I soon hear a buzzing coming from my apartment, with the voice of Alfred echoing through it.
"Hey dudette, why don't we hang out today. I haven't seen you outside for like a hundred days, try to forget about "him" for today," Alfred yelled.
Yeah, he still coming running a little bit late
He got stuck at the Laundromat washing his cape
"He's just running late Alfred, most likely at the laundromat. To many people are there these days," I yelled back.
I pressed the button for Alfred to come to my apartment. Eventually I hear jiggling at the door. I go over to the nob and open it, and go back to my window.
Marco X Reader: Flames of A PhoenixCelebratory cheers were heard, ringing out across the deck of the Moby Dick as every ship division and its commanders gathered on the main ship, downing barrels of sake in thick wooden mugs with their great father, Whitebeard.
You were among everyone of course, celebrating the great win against some random, but formidable pirate gang that dared oppose you. Happening a mere ten minutes ago, doing your usual work on one of the ships, it was suddenly attacked by some outrageous outlaws. Sadly for them, it was the ship managed by the first division commander, Marco. The man you were proud to be working closely with, powers matching equally when fighting by each other’s side. Not counting his devil fruit ability of course. That put him on a whole new level. The random battle taking place, a few injuries happened here and there, but overall, you caused a serious amount of deaths, as well as Marco, wiping out every sly shit that thought they could take down the first division alongside
F.A.C.ExReader Randy Jackson!
You were bored so bored and didn't know what to do
You can't watch T.V. There was nothing interesting showing so you couldn't watch anything
You couldn't play any games because you felt like playing horror games but you knew you were gonna have nightmares and stuff
So since you couldn't do anything you were just walking around while wearing a long brown coat
"What am I gonna do? It's 5:00pm and I already ate dinner early...hmm maybe I should buy some Manga?" You suggested to yourself then you remembered , "I don't have enough money..." You then grumbled ,"Wait, Maybe I can call Eliza and maybe hang out with her!" Then you pulled out your phone and called her , "Hey El--" You were cut off by hearing the message thingy , "Tsk She's not available "
"Hmm " You said and remembered you actually had a boyfriend , And it was Alfred . F Jones!~ , "I should call him and play horror games with him!" Then you dialed his number on the phone you still had in your hand , "Hey
Caesar Clown X Reader: ExperimentThe sharp metallic sound of the floor echoed through the halls as you made your way through the laboratory on Punk Hazard, holding a test tube with a drug sample in it on your way to Caesar’s room. It made you feel overjoyed to be working so closely with him, unlike the others. Humming a small tune of happiness, you punched in a code and opened the door, stepping inside the spacious room usually being used to relax in or discuss other matters.
“Caesar! I’m back with the results!” You called, voice reverberating from the steel walls back at you.
Oddly enough, no one answered back. The room was completely empty. Not even Monet sat on the side bar, reading as she usually did. Curiously, you roamed around the room, swirling the test tubes contents, conflicting the blue and purple colours within. Squeezing its cork in further, you glanced to the side and noticed the door to his lab where he constantly mixed different chemicals and gases together. It was ever so
Star Trek Prank Week Part II (Reader x Kirk)
You grinned evilly as you swiped the key card you stole from Jim on the keypad then walked into his room and over to his desk. You sat down and looked at the holocomputer and tried to figure out his password. When you were in the Academy, Pavel used his genius abilities to help you hone your hacker skills and boy did he come in handy!
You furrowed your brow and bit your bottom lip lightly then tried out a few things. captainperfecthair? Nope, bust. thekirk, still nothing. bunsofsteel? You couldn't keep a straight face as you typed that. spongebob? (What like you never used something totally random for your password?) Then it hit you! captainsexy. BINGO! You rolled your eyes at the password then scrolled through his contacts. This would certainly make up for him beaming you onto Delta Vega without your clothes AND him stealing your bras, plus teach him a lesson. However the best part was that you would get to laugh your ass off.
You selected the right contacts and wrote an email th
Lia and Rinko: Adventurers for Hire, Ch. 1It had been two months since Lia and Rinko had escaped Cilia's unbeatable Labyrinth. Being the first contestants to actually conquer it, they'd earned quite a reputation in Cilia and the surrounding area. Even better, their luck was running at an all-time high. They were getting squished far less, and they'd even managed to set up their own adventuring request service: L & R's High-Risk Requesting, where they'd accept quests at a rather competitive rate.
They were living a good life; they shared a large house in the woodland near Cilia City which also served as their base of operations and the goblin brothers stocked them weekly at a considerable discount. On busy days, the girls averaged around 3-4 quests a day, depending on how long they take, how far they travel, and how difficult it was. On quieter days, Lia and Rinko would often play pranks on one another: Lia would often put Rinko through her clothes wringer, toss her in the washer, the freezer, whatever took her fancy. Rinko lik
Misty and Giselle's wild ridesMisty was Ash's first traveling partner. She has since left him and has become a gym leader at Cerulean City gym. She also has a fear of bug Pokémon.
Giselle was a beautiful, yet tough girl from the Kanto region. She also attends to a school called Pokémon Tech. But she, along with Misty, were about to have their own strange experiences.
It all began a week before either met Ash. Misty was just fishing by the river.
She gasped at a very scary sight in her eyes.
Misty: "Eek! A venomoth!"
The venomoth was startled and it quickly flew away, but not before showering it's dust all over Misty.
Misty suddenly felt light headed, than light weighted. By that, she was like a balloon!
Misty: *as she floats down the river* "Curse you, darn bug Pokémon!"
Meanwhile down by the river, Giselle had finished training with her cubone. Suddenly she saw something approaching quickly in her direction.
Giselle: "Is that a venomoth?"
It was the same venomoth that Misty startled earlier.
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