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Bremon's Fruit Bowl BlunderOlivia is a medium for the gods in human form. She uses her powers to predict the future of mortals on earth by posing herself as a fortune teller. Being part of Olympus really has its advantages, especially when all of her predictions came true for every human she talked to.
Bremon is a Succubus, a female demon who seduces men. Not only does she have the right body for the job, she's also a trickster to boot as well. She plays tricks on humans and even the Gods themselves.
However, one day, one of her pranks gets the better of her.
Olivia was predicting her fortunes to humans, while Bremon was planning another prank in her realm.
Bremon: *walking back and forth* "What to do, what to do on this particular day?"
She noticed her sister, Demonia, who was listening to death metal.
Bremon gives her sister a wedgie to notice her and, hopefully, stop the music.
Demonia: *fixing her underwear* "What the hell, sis?! Why did you do that for?!"
Bremon: "Because I'm trying to think of a way t
Terra: The Prehistoric BalloonTerra is an Ebbrian with a strange past. She was born in before King Dedede came to power. Back than, an evil gang leader named Tyrant, kidnapped her and sent her back 95 million years ago. She went through a lot: She found a time machine, met King Dedede, Kirby, and his friends, confessed her love of the king and she became the queen!
Now as a queen, she's living a peaceful life. But just because she is a queen, doesn't mean she hasn't been through strange ordeals.
Terra was on the outdoor patio while the King Dedede was out making a speech.
Terra: *sighs* "There's nothing like being a queen of a future world."
Just than, one of the guards came up to her and threw her a present.
Terra looked at the package closely and was puzzled that it didn't say who it was from.
Terra: "Hmm, this is strange. Well I better have a look." *opens the present*
Once opened, the package revealed a helium tank.
Terra: *confused* "What am I supposed to do with this? It's not my bir
Test Driving in the Deep part 4We left the school and the 4 of us followed the road up to the 90 degree angle that gave SpongeBob trouble.
Cal: "We should probably wait for the bus to take us back up."
Mrs. Puff: "I think that would be safe for us."
Me: "I'm afraid that the bus drivers around here are kind of jerks. They gave SpongeBob a lot of difficulty of trying to get back home."
Kristina: "Yeah, he had to use a balloon from Glove World to get out."
Me: *snaps fingers* "That's it! We'll get out the same way. Plus, we'll get up faster than if we take a bus."
Cal: "That sounds good, but there's a couple of problems with that suggestion."
Me, Kristina, and Mrs. Puff: "What?"
Cal: "Well 1. we don't have a balloon and 2. there's no balloon stand anywhere."
Kristina: "He's right."
Mrs. Puff: "So how will we get back up?"
Me: *looks around and see a boatmobile* "Aha!"
I ran right up to the boatmobile, took off the tire, tested it to see if it was full of air, and brought it back to the gang.
Me: "I have
Test Driving in the Deep part 3We arrived at the town with residents that looked like they came straight from your worst nightmare.
Me: "Well guys, *changes back into human form* We literally hit rock bottom."
Kristina, Cal, and Mrs. Puff: *laughs*
Kristina: "It sure is creepy down here."
Mrs. Puff: "Everything looks different. *picks up soil* Even the soil."
Soil: "Could you *raspberry* please put *raspberry* me down.
Mrs. Puff: *startled* "Sorry." *puts down back down*
Cal: "Lets go find Mrs. Cough's Boating School."
On the way we met some of the strange inhabitants.
We saw a gulper eel, a fangtooth, a frilled shark, and some sea pigs.
Kristina: "Wow, they certainly do look strange."
Me: "Well when you live many miles down, your body must adapt to the conditions here. Otherwise you would die."
Cal: "Look! I think I see it."
Me: "Really? Where?"
Cal: "It's straight ahead of us."
It wasn't long before I saw a sign that said, "Mrs. Cough's Boating School."
Mrs. Puff: "We made it!"
Me: "Lets go see her."
Test Driving in the Deep part 2After transforming myself into a sailfish and taking Mrs. Puff, Kristina, and Cal along for a ride, we soon reached the deep abyss that would lead us to Rock Bottom.
We were all a little nervous, wondering what lies beneath.
Mrs. Puff: "It's really dark down there, so we need a light."
Cal: "That's true. But that's why Robert can help up."
Kristina: "Yeah, he can turn into one of those freaky deep-sea angler fish with the light on their heads."
Me: "No, I can't."
Kristina and Cal: "What?! Why not?"
Me: "It's simple. *shows a picture of a deep-sea angler fish and the others look* Only the females have this strange appendage."
Cal: "What does the male look like?"
Me: *sighs* "I'll show you." *changes into a male deep-sea angler fish* "Viola."
All three of them look at me.
Kristina: "What are you supposed to be?"
Me: "This is a male deep-sea angler. I have no teeth, no guts, and no lure."
Mrs. Puff: "You look so cute like that."
Me: "Thank you."
Cal: "So how can we get down?"
Me: "Well. *
Test Driving in the Deep part 1I had just finished another driving test with my dad and it was my best one yet! I wanted to know if Kristina would like to see me.
Of course I couldn't do it now. Since she was only a year younger than me and because that the law states you have to be over 21 with a license to accompany a test driver, I thought I could do it in a fictional world.
As usual, I waited until everyone was asleep before I could make my into this world inside the book. I opened it and I was soon in Bikini Bottom.
It was a sunny morning in the ocean. Kristina was walking by and I walked right up to her.
Me: "Hi, Kristina. How are you today?"
Kristina: "I'm fine, thank you."
Me: "That's good to hear."
Just than, Cal showed up.
Cal: "Hi, Robert."
Me: "Hey, Cal." *We all gave each other high-fives*
Cal: "So what brings you here today?"
Me: "I had one of my best driving tests with my dad today!"
Kristina: "Really? That's great!"
Cal: "You should be very proud."
Me: "I am! But I also want to see if driving a boat
B and B'sIt's been a few days since my first encounter with Toongirl, Rika and Lyloo's friend. I was just finishing my work when something flew through my window.
Fortunately for me, I had my window open so there wasn't any broken glass. I had a feeling who it was, but when I turned around to inspect, there was a little bag of candy.
Me: "Huh? *inspects bag and reads written message* "From the makers that of Puff-a-loon candy, comes our newest sweet treat! Try our new B&B's!"
I was curious of where this bag came from, but I couldn't keep this a secret from my new friends.
Me: "Since it says it's made by the people who made Puff-a-loon, I think the girls would enjoy it."
I told my brother where I was going and he was okay with it.
Me: "Oh, boy. I wonder what the girls will think of this."
Rika and Lyloo were just playing around when I arrived.
Rika and Lyloo: "Robert? What are you doing here?"
Lyloo: "Nothing's wrong. It's just that it's weird that you come to our house without one o
Bianca's comeuppanceBianca live in Nuvema Town. She is a clumsy, but good hearted girl who cares about her Pokémon. But if you're an Eevee or any other Pokémon that looks cute to ones eye, be prepared. Because she'll give you a hug fest! That's because when she sees a Pokémon that looks adorable, she can't control herself.
One day, that affinity lead her to an embarrassing situation. She was at a Pokémon center to take care of sick Pokémon.
Bianca: "This is great! I get to see a lot of cutie patooties here."
Just than, she saw something that nearly made her heart burst.
It was a wigglytuff! Just standing there in the open.
Bianca: *excited* "OMG! A wigglytuff!" *runs right at it and hugs it*
Before the wigglytuff had time to react, it was at the mercy of Bianca's hugfest.
Needless to say, the wigglytuff was annoyed.
What happened next was so unexpected.
The wigglytuff got free, took a deep breath, grabbed Bianca's face, and blew air into her mouth!
Bianca was now a Bianc
Rika and Lyloo's super friendI decided to go for a walk in the morning. Soon I found a good spot see the sun rise up. Looking at the sun was a beautiful sight.
Me: *sighs* "There's nothing better to start off your day than by looking at the morning sun."
But something seemed rather odd. I noticed a second sphere in the sky, only this one was close to earth!
Me: "Hmm, that's strange."
But than I thought it was either Rika or Lyloo inflated.
After a few minutes, I decided to head home.
It was only after my lunch when I heard a knock on my window.
I opened the window and there was Lyloo.
Lyloo: "Good afternoon, Robert!"
Me: "Hey, Lyloo! What brings you here?"
Lyloo: "Rika and I have a friend visiting. Want to meet her?"
Me: "Sure, But get me down? It will save me the trouble of using the stairs."
Lyloo: "Of course." *stretches her arm to grab me and brings me down*
Lyloo: "Alright, lets go!" *stretches her body like a slide to her home with me riding on it*
Me: *while sliding* "I see your getting better at your abili
Prank war (Martin.F/Reader vs Benedict.C/Andrew.S)You sat beside Martin reading over the script for the last episode of Sherlock season 2.
“Hey Martin” You said looking over at him.
“Yes?” Martin replied putting down his script.
“How pissed would Andrew be if I slap-cam’d him?” You asked smirking slightly.
“I have no idea” Martin shrugged.
“I need your assistance!” You grinned standing up. Martin rolled his eyes but stood up anyway. The two of you planned where and when to slap cam Andrew and went out to buy some whipped cream and a pie.
“You sure you wanna do this?” You looked at Martin who nodded.
“Definitely” Martin replied holding the cream pie in his hand.
“Ok then is Mark in position?” You asked. Martin looked over at Mark Gatiss and saw him standing there holding up your phone.
“He’s either waiting for us or playing Angry Birds” Martin nodded.
“Ok then…..There they are!” You smirked pointing
BBW Rainbow DashSighing in boredom and flicking another strand of her rainbow colored hair from her eyes, Rainbow Dash droned on punching in numbers on her computer; taking another quaff of her cup of coffee. Working a desk job was the last thing she ever expected to do with her life, especially with all the sports scholarships she received during high school. The highlight of her life was when she signed on to her favorite women's football (soccer) team and put on her jersey. The following month proceeded to fill her with elation as she got to know her team and shined among them during practice. Things unfortunately went south come game time however, as the true face of the whole organization revealed itself. She could handle the trash talking from other teams, as she allowed her skills to speak for themselves; making her opponents eat their own words as she dealt with them on the field. But it was the sheer amount of underhandedness that went on with other teams and her own, that truly began
Marco X Reader: Flames of A PhoenixCelebratory cheers were heard, ringing out across the deck of the Moby Dick as every ship division and its commanders gathered on the main ship, downing barrels of sake in thick wooden mugs with their great father, Whitebeard.
You were among everyone of course, celebrating the great win against some random, but formidable pirate gang that dared oppose you. Happening a mere ten minutes ago, doing your usual work on one of the ships, it was suddenly attacked by some outrageous outlaws. Sadly for them, it was the ship managed by the first division commander, Marco. The man you were proud to be working closely with, powers matching equally when fighting by each other’s side. Not counting his devil fruit ability of course. That put him on a whole new level. The random battle taking place, a few injuries happened here and there, but overall, you caused a serious amount of deaths, as well as Marco, wiping out every sly shit that thought they could take down the first division alongside
F.A.C.ExReader Randy Jackson!
You were bored so bored and didn't know what to do
You can't watch T.V. There was nothing interesting showing so you couldn't watch anything
You couldn't play any games because you felt like playing horror games but you knew you were gonna have nightmares and stuff
So since you couldn't do anything you were just walking around while wearing a long brown coat
"What am I gonna do? It's 5:00pm and I already ate dinner early...hmm maybe I should buy some Manga?" You suggested to yourself then you remembered , "I don't have enough money..." You then grumbled ,"Wait, Maybe I can call Eliza and maybe hang out with her!" Then you pulled out your phone and called her , "Hey El--" You were cut off by hearing the message thingy , "Tsk She's not available "
"Hmm " You said and remembered you actually had a boyfriend , And it was Alfred . F Jones!~ , "I should call him and play horror games with him!" Then you dialed his number on the phone you still had in your hand , "Hey
Taco Trama (TonyXreader oneshot)"What's the answer to number eight?" Your friend asked while handing you her homework.
Star Trek Prank Week II (Reader x Chekov X Sulu)
You hummed to yourself happily as you almost skipped onto the Bridge.
Jim turned when he heard humming then paled when he saw you. "Mr. Spock, take the conn."
"Um, Keptin...Mr. Spock just left ze Bridge." Chekov told him.
"Damn you, Spock." Jim seethed. "Then, Mr. Chekov. You have the conn." he told him before he ran to the turbo lift.
You smirked to yourself, proud that the Captain was afraid of you. But he wasn't the target for Prank Week. Oh, no the target was Chekov. "Hey, Pavel." you said sweetly as you slipped into the helm section. "Did you hear about Sulu?"
"No. Vhat is vrong vith him?" Chekov asked with a confused expression on his face.
"He's really sick. So, sick he can't get out of bed. I asked him what would make him feel better and he said that he wanted his fencing equipment brought to the Med Bay so Bones could give it to him once he's out of isolation." you lied smoothly.
"Sulu eez in isolation?!" Chekov asked, shocked.
You nodded. "I'd bring the equipment but Bones ba
The Gilded Age- Part One“That was a really fun day, Ferb.” Phineas said. “What should we build tomorrow?”
“Perhaps a stable.” Ferb said.
“That could be fun.” Phineas said. “We could invent a robot horse to live in the stable.”
“And my cow.” Ferb said.
Phineas pushed open the kitchen door and the two of them went inside.
“Wow, it’s already almost one in the morning.” Phineas said. “I had no idea we stayed out that long.”
“It’s easy to forget how much time has passed when you’re playing giant pool.” Ferb said.
“Ferb, that’s it!” Phineas said. “Tomorrow, we should build a-”
“WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TURN ME INTO AN ICE CUBE?” Someone yelled.
“Uh oh.” Phineas said.
The boys ran upstairs and skidded to a stop in front of the upstairs bathroom door. Perry was standing in the doorframe with a towel wrapped tightly around his middl
Lia: TUA (Ch. 6, The Labyrinth Part 2)The flattened Rinko pushed the equally flat Lia away from her. Lia landed face down into a neatly folded heap. As Rinko was about to lift herself up, a curious-looking tube popped out from behind one of the nearby wall's stone bricks. The tube extended, placing itself over Rinko's mouth. A sudden blast of air escaped the tube and found its way inside Rinko. The continuous flow of air began to puff her up back to normal.
Unfortunately, Rinko couldn't seem to remove the tube from her mouth. As she pulled relentlessly at the tube, the air began to swell her up to gigantic proportions to the point where she resembled an airship's balloon floating over the Labyrinth. After a good five minutes of this, Rinko finally managed to pull the tube from her lips; she was surprised she hadn't burst at this point. The air quickly began to escape her body, blowing her in every possible direction as she slowly deflated. Before long, she landed elsewhere in the Labyrinth with an unspectacular *THUD*.
Lia: TUA (Ch. 5, The Labyrinth Part 1)Lia did not like the sound of losing the Labyrinth. The "Juggernaut" didn't sound like the hugs and kisses type, more like the "stretch you into a stringy thread" kind of guy. Or was it a guy? Maybe it was a beast, a monster, maybe a being from another dimension! Lia shuddered at the thought. For now, her focus was on winning. She arrived in the Colosseum's women's locker room. At first, the room seemed to be empty. This place must not get many female challengers, Lia thought to herself.
"Hey, you must be my opponent," someone said boisterously. Lia spun around; the girl facing her was incredibly beautiful. She had lightly tanned skin and short, golden-brown hair. Her yellow eyes contrasted the dull environment around them. She was about the same height as Lia, appeared to have roughly the same measurements, and looked about the same age. Even her outfit was similar to Lia's: a dark yellow vest that cut off at the waist, a pair of long shorts that ended just below her knees, and what a
Hema's icing on the cake and piePrincess Hema Tytto is the daughter of King Rowan. Her first name means "golden" in Hindu, while her last name means "girl" in Finnish. She's also very kind, motherly and loves animals. But her favorite foods were, without a doubt, lemon pies and strawberry shortcakes.
However her love of lemon pies made her careless on one particular day.
Hema: "Boy, all that archery has made me have the munchies."
She soon went to a local shop and bought some of her favorite desserts.
Hema: *after setting up her little picnic* "Oh boy, this looks good!"
After a nice, sweet meal, Hema felt stuffed.
Hema: *patting her stomach* "That sure was good!"
But as she got up, she suddenly inflated like a balloon.
Hema: "What the hell?! I'm a freaking balloon girl!"
She waddled to find a doctor. All the while, she felt embarrassed as some teenagers teased or flirted with her. Only to be crushed by her.
Finally, she reached a doctor. Thankfully he knew what the problem was.
Doctor: "What you have is a rare form o
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